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They ridicule you because they don’t understand you. Quietly, on some deeper level, they fear you. Because you don’t conform to their expectations. Because you don’t train calves.

They laugh when you wear shorts, you laugh when they follow the herd. Like the elegant flamingo, you are a symbol of being unique in a very mundane world. It’s easier to be like everyone else. Much harder to stand out. Well you strut your stuff.

We took a long while to come up with a design that finally captured the essence of this message we started over 8 years ago. We are proud members of Team No Calves, are you?

This is a LIMITED EDITION Acid Wash Heavyweight 100% Cotton Tee.

The fit is similar to our standard tee so we recommend you adhere to standard US men's sizing. If you typically wear a large in a tee, get a large here etc. The sleeves are a little roomier and due to the Acid Wash, the feel will be a little different but this

MEASUREMENT GUIDE (Inches)
Chest (Measured Across)
Body Length (Measured Vertically)

XS
Chest Width 18.5"
Length 29"

S
Chest Width 20.5"
Length 30"

M
Chest Width 22.5"
Length 31"

L
Chest Width 24.5"
Length 32"

XL
Chest Width 26.5"
Length 33"

2XL
Chest Width 28.5"
Length 34.5"

3XL
Chest Width 30.5"
Length 36"

Team No Calves (Pink Vintage Wash Tee)

$38.00